EWH3 Hash Trash #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail! Thursday, July 6th Courthouse Metro (Orange/SIlver Line)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Courthouse Metro

Hares: All Flash No Drive, Seizure’s Phallus, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, Head Injury, Rear Protein Injection, and Geriatric Mandering

Virgins: Just Simon, Just Chinaz

Visitors: Slut Machine

On After: Continental Pool Lounge

Violations:

Tuck Tuck Duece is being violated for yelling at Deaf Lesbian to turn back on trail. Tuck, his name is Deaf Lesbian, not Hard of Hearing Lesbian! Guess Tuck’s easily confused, just like Revolutionary War general Israel Putnam.

Our visitors from across the pond, Just Simon and Just Chinaz, were previously banned from White House H3. Why? For trying to start fires!

Maybe It’s Gaybelline was caught on trail getting Eiffel Towered by Diddler and someone else idk it’s been awhile. Anyway, he was just as fucked as General Cornwallis and his Hessian goons at Yorktown!

No Naming.

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