EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!
EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017
Where: Braddock Road Metro
Hares: Topher, Dude That Guy, Penis Fly Trap, Maybe It’s Gaybelline
Virgins: Justs Sarah, Cheryl, Brian
Visitors: There were a lot, especially from the Keys. Mostly evacuees actually. Future Wanker, take a moment to Google (or the equivalent of such) Hurricane Irma. It was quite devastating for 2017 standards.
On-After: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant! Featuring $4 rails, $4 drafts, $4 shots! Except it wasn’t.
A juggalo (feminine juggalette, or juggala in Spanish) is a fan of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Now you know!
My, what an evening clowning around Alexandria. Some say that little jaunt across the Bataan Peninsular was cake walk compared to the ordeal suffered by EWH3. Let’s hear of some of the highlights:
Violations:
One of our visitors, Senior Sodomizing Slut, lamented at his neglecting to keep his watch running. SSS, if you’re looking to time your performance, two minutes is 120 seconds!
With Fall upon us, Cheech & Dong shared her desire for cold weather Hashes so she can disrobe on trail. I guess Winter IS cumming!
The Hares botched “Hi My Name Is Joe” at beginning circle. That begs the question, “what was in their face paint?” “Lead?!”
The Hares also laid so many blind turns they could keep this route for the next “Ray Charles” Trail!
After a long time hiatus to pursue his cycle, Just Georgie, returned to the Hash wearing racist attire!
There was no naming this evening.
On – Wait Wait – On