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EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess!

EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail Thursday October 12, 2017

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 12, 2017

Where: NoMa Metro

Hares: Colliteral Damage, All Flash No Drive, Chokes One Out, Keebler’s Shelf, Fukushemale, You Sucked My Battledick, and Just Rachel

Virgin: Just Sophie

Visitor: Just Jim

On After: Dew Drop Inn

In the context of royalty, a morganatic marriage, sometimes called a left-handed marriage is a marriage between people of unequal social rank, which prevents the passage of the husband’s titles and privileges to the wife and any children born of the marriage.

Violations:

Our virgin, Just Sophie, attended her first hash with EWH3. Guess we’re Sophie’s Choice!

Poon-apple Juice is receiving a commendation for dressing as a unicorn. I suppose she needed a public display of horniness!

Long time Hasher, Dial F, requested Taco Bell for his 369th run. I guess the only way he’ll eat a taco is if the Hash buys one for him!

The Naming of Just Rachel:
Just Rachel is from the whitest of George, spending most of her time in the rural bliss of Barnesville. A precocious teen, Rachel seduced a the comely Kelsey after a breakup and shared with her the wonders of a frozen banana. Frozen cucumbers work better. Rachel once had a boyfriend shake hands with friends after trilling down below. Was this before or after she broke up with him via Skype chat? She’d love to get smashed by Bruce Banner feat. Black Widow, and was once a sub at Taste, Touch, Feel. Her biggest claims to fame are working at Bandcamp, writing humorous articles, and winning the best ass award at White House Campout. In the infancy of naming, she joined the ranks of many wonderful Hashers by being named by the lovely Rosetta Bone. Welcum to the family, A Thong of Ice & Fire!

 

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