EWH3 Hash Trash #1033: Twinkle and Friends 8th Annual Halloween Hash Bash!
EWH3 Hash Trash #1033: Twinkle and Friends 8th Annual Halloween Hash Bash!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 26th, 2017.
Where: NOMA metro
Virgins: Justs Aden, Chris, John, Christina, John, Christina, Elsa, Terence, Kyle, Eric, Philip, Jackson, Aileen, and Rebecca
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Chokes One Out, Assault My Ass and Just Marta!
On-After: It was Wündergarten but changed. Can someone connect with me offline?
“Everclear is a brand name of rectified spirit sold by American company Luxco. It is made from grain [1] and is bottled at 151-proof (75.5% ABV) and 190-proof (95% ABV).[2] As of 2015, sale of the latter is prohibited in Alaska, California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire, and Minnesota.” But not the good ole District of Columbia! Boy, I sure was loaded last night. Yet as I sit here at my desk, offending my podmates with the odor of Twinkle’s Juice emanating from my pores, I find comfort in the fact that I was not the drunkest only drunk Hasher last night. Let’s take a look at some of my booze addled thoughts, shall we?
Virgin Harriette, Just Aileen, arrived at the Hash dressed as a soccer mom. Aileen, on Halloween you’re not supposed to dress as something you’re going to becum!
Just Brodie, dressed as Dare Devil, got slapped in the ass on multiple occasions. Poor bastard, he never saw it cumming!
On the subject of Justs and Virgins, Just Kyle came dressed as a Soviet Cosmonaut. Kyle, in Soviet Russia, juice Twinkle you!
Pooples Mountain Majesty and La Gingeracha both dressed as tacos this Halloween. Guess the only time they’ll be inside a taco is when they make believe!
The naming of Just Brodie:
I’m very fond of Brodie, I even have a Brodie song that I sing quite frequently*, so it was such a delight that it took EWH3 not one but two attempts to name him. Let’s take a look, shall we?