EWH3 #1034: The Weirdo de Beardo Trail! Thursday November 2nd – McPherson Trail

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 2nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: McPherson Square

Hares: I’m Tho Thor, Red Dong, Shetland Blow Me, Bow Chicka Bow Bow + possible mystery hares

Virgins: Just Christine, Just Erin

Visitors: Little Thunder Cock

On After: Recessions

The debate rages, who has the greatest beard in history? J.E.B. Stuart? Marx/Engles? Emperor Maximilian I of Mexico? I just can’t decide! Fortunately, we had a bearded trail that prompted this stream of consciousness. So I’ll digress!

Violations:

General Tso’s Dickens and Poonapple Juice were commended for wearing beards reminiscent of a facial from a cotton candy clown!

Nobody Puts Gaybe In A Corner was overheard on trail saying “I’m going down with him tonight”. Gaybe, what were all those ladies you’ve brought around, beards?!

Red Vag of Courage confided in me that she was covetous of Atari 6900‘s pearl necklace. RVC, when it cums to a pearl necklace, ask and you shall receive!

The pack had a shot check in front of a statue of Gandhi! Gandhi is known for such famous lines as, “let’s take a walk” and “not so fast”, but it’s “be the change you wish to see in the world” that the Hares heeded. The only thing they wanted to change was the pack’s BAC!

The naming of Just Marta:

Just Marta is a lovely Harriette who was born and raised in Washington, DC. Basement Boytoy made her cum to the Hash, and she also lives in BB’s basement. Irony!(?). She once pushed a lady down a flight of stairs, but that bitch had it cumming! Once, while Marta and Basement Boytoy were celebrating their romance, Marta begged BB not to fall asleep! Again! That really got the pack going. Such names as Crip Van Winkle, West Side Borey, and Day of the Head came from the group. But it was a two pronged naming by Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock and A Midsemester Night’s Cream that yielded Just Marta’s new name: Melabonin!

On-Beards are natural-On

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