EWH3 #1038: The Third Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 30th- Eastern Market Metro (Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines)

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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And  Thursdayis your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the third year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp through the wilds of Capitol Hill!

When: Thursday November 30th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Head Injury, A Midsemester Night’s Cream, Cheech & Dong, Issues & Tissues, La Gingeracha, and Rosetta Bone.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. No PI was seen whilst scouting.  Runner’s and Walker’s trail is dog friendly.  Walkers’ trail is stroller friendly, and runners’ trail is tough stroller friendly . It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines):

Largo Town Center — 11:49 PM
New Carrollton — 11:50PM
Franconia-Springfield –11:15PM
Vienna — 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East — 11:08 PM

On After:

Specials: If everyone is special, then no one is special.