EWH3 Hash Trash #: 1039 EDubs turns 18! Trail

When:  6:45 PM Thursday, December 7th, 2017–  pack away 7:15 PM

Where:  Virginia Square- GMU Metro (Orange/Silver)

Hares:  Big Bang, Blows A Tranny, Duck Job, Monday Sticky Monday, Put It Out, Wax On Wacks Off

Virgins:  Nobanza, Karan, Matthew, Chris, Amanda, David, and Hope

Visitor:  Children of the Cornhole, Princess Albert, Scouts Onher

On-After:  Buffalo Wild Wings

When EWH3 transitions from adolescence to adulthood, it’s not the ability to purchase porn or cigarettes, drive, vote, or even enlist that makes us excited. No, I’m not even saying that because no one purchases porn anymore because we have a free and open internet. it’s because WE’RE LEGAL!

I’m so excited that we no longer have to ask for permission to attend school events, now we can just show up! So convenient!

…That’s how this works, right?

Violations

  • Just Lauren took a stand as an American citizen by peeing on the Department of Commerce. Actions s-pee-ak louder than words when it comes to Making America Great Again.

  • The hash was clued into Fukushemale’s proclivity for “strongwristing” or “ironfisting” or some other aggressive mechanism for hand-in-butt action and were recommended to seek out or avoid him at the on-after as applicable

  • Many hashers and hariettes attempted to show off their blowing skills at the firepit lovingly set up for us at beer check, some more elegantly than others. Blowing on a fire, or catching on fire, is a sure fire way to impress that smokin hottie you’ve been eying on trail.

  • The Artist Formerly Known As Diddler on the Roofie (Come Peg Me) landed a whopper, remonstrating the hares for abandoning the hash in infancy and showing up, like the deadbeats they are, when we turned 18. No, daddy, no.

No Naming

On – BEGONE ROY MORE – on,

Jack

PS: TREE HOUSES IN ROCK CREEK PARK IS A GREAT IDEA