EWH3 Hash Trash #1043: The Return of the Snuggie Trail! January 4th – Metro Center

EWH3 Hash Trash #1043: The Return of the Snuggie Trail! January 4th – Metro Center

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 4, 2018.

Where: Metro Center (12th & F St. Exit)

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Head Injury, Stain Gretzky, Moose Knuckles, and Quantum Whizics.

VisitorsIce Ice Lai Me


On After: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill 233 2nd St NW

Brrrr, this Bomb Cyclone sure is chilly. Yet on the evening of January 4th, a score and more of Hashers braved the cold in order to imbibe in their beverage of choice: beer. Let’s take a closer look at events that took place.

Special Head Kid was heard on trail exclaiming, “I am a start!” No SHK, you’re a special snowflake!

Dial F regaled the runners with a humorous interpretation of It’s A Wonderful Life upon hearing the toll of the bells at the Old Post Office. “Every time a bell rings, a Hasher gets their beer!” Guess he heard some rings before trail!

The RA, Schödinger’s Cock, was violated for the incredible cold experienced during trail. I suppose there’s been a…shrinkage…in his abilities!

And last on this list but first in our hearts, Nobody Puts Gaybe in a Corner admitted to the pack that the frigid wind was the second worst thing to hit him in the face that day. What was the first, a Bomb Cyclone? Of cum?

The trail ended within the warm walls of Hamilton’s and so the pack sauntered over to the next room and ins0lated from the cold. Also, there was no naming. Also, this was Wait Wait’s last evening as Scribe. So many thoughts.


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