EWH3 #1046: The Mission…Probable Incumming Mismanagement Trail! – January 18th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line)
When: January 18, 2018
Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line)
Hares: Head Injury, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, Please Step Away from the Whores, Throbbin Hood, and Too Easy
Virgins: Just Curtis
Visitors: Just Lindsey (NOT Lindsay)
On-After: Town Tavern, but we were already there

Did you know this trail was “Mission: Impossible” themed? Yeah, neither did I.
I’ve never seen any of the movies in the franchise, so I’m outsourcing this next part to IMDb.

“Okay, so a lot of the stunts were a bit far fetched but what does it matter when they were so entertaining?” THFC

“Mission Impossible isn’t flashy or action packed” callanvass

“Mission: Impossible isn’t a great film, but it is a good, effective one.” rparham

“The big twist at the end is shocking to say the least. Some would say it didn’t make much sense, I personally thought it was a nice touch, because the film needed to end with a big bang, and I thought it did just that!” callanvass

“At the time of it’s release, Mission: Impossible was criticized for being so complicated as to be undecipherable, and while it is indeed complex, it is not impossibly so.” –rparham

Hmm.. complicated and undecipherable? Ended with a big bang? Maybe the theme was more accurate than I initially thought.

“The only thing missing are some operatic sex scenes” –tieman64

Yea, that actually sounds exactly right.

Let’s violate some bitches

  • Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me told us about a time he was power walking to the tune of Blurred Lines. 

heyheyhey

  • Sally the Jizzhound was feeling super salty about the lack of tits on trail. Luckily, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer was there to help him with some visualization exercises.
  • Just Erik and Just (Definitely not John, but I don’t actually know his name) were heard prepping Just D for her first water sports experience. Girl, take a look around. We have volunteers who are way more qualified to help.
  • Schrodinger’s Cock was seen spitting on trail. Like, a lot. Don’t you know that spitters are quitters? (but don’t worry, I know the feeling)

  • General Tso’s Dicken’s giant chain was a nice departure from her typical Thursday night hash attire of a pearl necklace. No wait, that’s later. The only question that remains: Is it a  Biggy or a Smalls? Shame on everyone in the pack who didn’t get this joke.

We didn’t name anyone, so take the time you would have wasted reading about that to familiarize yourself with this fine gentleman’s entire discography.


We were already in Town Tavern, so we just stayed there.

On – J’adore quand ils m’appellent Big Poppa – On
Juicy J

 

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