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Wieeeeeeeeeee have something to tell you. Not only will trail be extra fun but also SEACRETS will be revealed! But not before we complete a quest. Successfully Dodge all the muggles on the mall with us, and all will be wievealed!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Smithsonian Metro Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: Whoregon Trail, Texas Hold Him, Rosetta Bone, Sphincter Shy, You Sucked My Battledick

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers trail is stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Capitol South (Orange/Blue/Silver Lines):

New Carrollton: 11:29pm
Vienna/Fairfax: 11:25pm
Largo Town Center: 11:45pm
Franconia-Springfield: 11:19pm
Wiehle-Reston East: 11:12pm

On After:
Tortilla Coast
400 1st Street SE

Specials:
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