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It’s time to terminate your sobriety and reflect on the 333th analversary of the birth of JS Bach. Hasta La Vista, Wanker.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 22nd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Takoma Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; George StuffedanOctopus; Special Head Kid; Tragic Carpet Ride; Poon-Apple Juice; Just Alan.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Both trails are dog and stroller friendly, shiggy is at an all time low. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Takoma:

Check WMATA!

On After:
Republic
6939 Laurel Ave.
Takoma Park, MD 20912

Specials:
10pm Happy Hour ($4 mini beers, $8 specialty cocktails)