EWH3 #1069: THE ITSY-BITSY TEENY-WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI TRAIL! – THURSDAY, MAY 31ST – WATERFRONT (GREEN LINE)
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So, Monday was Memorial Day and you know what that means…
Pools are OPEN! Join in the biggest pool-free pool party this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, cum dressed to get wet and wild.
We promise you’ll get your extra dollar’s worth of drinking. Be prepared for itsy-bitsy attire and a teeny-weeny trail (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 31st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Special Head Kid, L’Chymen, Poops I Did It Again, The Cumburglar
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Navy Yard (Green Line):
Branch Ave 11:48 PM
Greenbelt 11:22 PM
25 Potomac Ave SE
Specials: ALWAYS $7 Pints and $21 Pitchers