EWH3 #1073: The The Better Off Dead Trail, White House Invasion Trail! – 6:45 PM June 28th – Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line)

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WH4 will be invading EWH3! And we’re celebrating this occasion by commemorating John Cusack’s birthday! What better way to honor the day than to recognize one of his earliest box office flops that has evolved into a cult classic, Better Off Dead. What we’re going to do: Help Lane conquer the K12, rebuild his 69 Camaro, and serenade Monique with his saxophone; Save Monique from Ricky; See if Badger can pick up trashy women and build that cereal box spaceship; and get the Paper Boy his $2.00, plus tip.

There will be treasure on trail – the first 10 hashers wearing WH4 Hab will get their trail for $2.00!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 28th 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (East Exit) – follow marks to start behind California Tortilla!

Hares: Dwarfus Interruptus, Split Her Bare, Leaning Tower of Pleaseya, and Atari 6900

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. There will be shiggy on both runners and walkers. You’ll get wet if you’re clumsy. Possibility of PI and briers. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Cleveland Park:
Glenmont: 11:24 PM
Shady Grove 11:46 PM

On After: Nanny O’Briens
3319 Connecticut Ave NW

Specials: 20% off your tab!