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Do you love crop tops? Do you adore Philadelphia? Do you cherish portmanteaus? Do you yearn for bagged wine? Do you come to trail every week rain or shine and usually not bother to read this part of trail news? Does this feel like overbearing use of rhetorical questions? Do I care? Buckle up, kiddos, and hold onto your midriffs for Stain Gretzky’s third annual late-July pre-campout humidity death march! (Not actually a death march this year, I promise 🙂 ). We’ll have scissors on hand if you don’t own a crop top. Be prepared to make fabulous new friends from the City of Brotherly Love and show them how we do it in the District of Crop Tops.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday July 26th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Dupont Circle. Go to the middle of the Circle and look for exposed midriffs.
Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Groundhog Lay, Donald Dick, Cheech & Dong, and Rail Mary
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles; 2.0 first half and 2.0 second half. Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of runners’ trail.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Light shiggy, and you should bug spray your midriff. Shiggy will be significantly worse if it rains all week – you might want dry shoes. It should be a nice night but will likely be humid AF. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Farragut North:
Glenmont – 11:31 pm
Shady Grove – 11:39 pm
1823 L Street NW
$1 off beer & rail liquor.
Free hugs from Stain Gretzky!