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Cum join Schrodinger’s Cock as he faces his mid-life identity crisis. Like Travolta (or .. Cage? unclear), we’ll attempt to fool the hash gods by taking on the identity of another – or at least the personification of their name.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 9th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line) – Follow marks to start

Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, GeriatricMandering, and a mystery hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Runner’s trail may have PI (hare’s didn’t get any) but lots of shiggy, give your pupper to a walker. Walker’s trail is dog, stroller, and everything friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp, bug spray, & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners trail is a little over 4 miles, with a portion to represent each decade of SchroCo’s life. The first is long and interesting, the second is difficult and tumultuous, with the final leg reflecting his misplaced optimism for his 30’s.

Last trains out of Woodley Park:
https://www.wmata.com/rider-guide/stations/woodley-park.cfm

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th St. NW

Specials:
$4 domestic bottles, $5 mixed rail drinks & $6 select draft pints (including cider)