EWH3 TRASH #1080: THE FACE/OFF TRAIL! – THURSDAY, AUGUST 9TH – WOODLEY PARK-ZOO/ADAMS MORGAN (RED LINE)
When: Thursday August 9th, 2018.
Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line)
Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, and GeriatricMandering
Virgins: Justs Pierre and Kelly
Visitors: Œdipussy, Dewalt Thunder Pussy, Sex Ray, Anal Vinyasa
Schrodinger’s Cock can see adulthood from his apartment and celebrated by treating us all to his idea of a good time: an unpleasant itching sensation and pretending to be someone else for attention. To be fair, some of those costumes were pretty darn good. There were Battledicks and He*ad Injuries and Gaybellines and at least two SchroCos. There were kitten-shirt-sporting Tragics. Some folks swapped identities. And – totally unbiased – a magnificent representation of Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer. Anyway, congrats to SchroCo for not dying young.
We ended things in Town Tavern and circle was brief and bibulous with birthday beverages!
Mambo Number Hives wanted everyone to know that she “took the turkey split and solved it just fine”. Ok. 5 points to Ravenclaw. You need to know that the typo I had was Ravenclam. And I like that better. Ravenclam it is. You are now Mambo of the House Ravenclam.
Atari 6900 showed off his inimitable style by barrel-rolling down a veritable mountain. It is unknown if he wailed anything romantic as he did so.
But the most important information… Wait Wait is one of DC’s most eligible bachelors. This is not a joke. This is beyond humor. This has passed through joke and gone into some strange land beyond. I leave you with this fact. The pic is a link. You are not ready.
On – Undiscovered cuntry – on,
BMC Tiny Dancer