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♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫
♫What the hell was in that shot?♫
♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫
♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫
♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫
♫Fuck your fucking Twinkle Juice♫
Join us for an EWH3 tradition now in its NINTH year, the Anything But Clothes Hash! You know the drill by now – show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing – trash bags, cardboard boxes, strategically placed stuffed animals, or just lots of duct tape. Duct tape is your friend. In a pinch? Wear a toga or a pillowcase. Just don’t be the only one who shows up in clothes! As always, there will be a prize for best costume promised, and usually delivered if the Twinkle Juice hasn’t taken over by then.
Oh. And there will be Twinkle Juice, as a part of four shot checks. Just take off Friday now.
See you there in a hastily thrown together duct tape mess, or a condom dress you’ve been working on for two months. We don’t care as long as it’s not clothes!
-Twinkle and Friends
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 30th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Minnesota Avenue (Orange Line), Minnesota Ave. side – follow marks to start!
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Roll Over Bitch, Six Pigs in a Blanket, Poonapple Juice, Deetz Nutz, and Colliteral Damage
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban Shiggy only, dog friendly as long as it’s not wearing clothes. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly BRING A HEADLAMP & mug! Be smart, have fun. Consider taking Friday off.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 5 miles long (about 3 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is 2.5 miles long (1.25 first half and 1.3 second).
Last trains out of Minnesota Avenue Metro (Orange Line):
New Carrollton 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:15 PM
3701 Benning Road NE
Washington DC 20019
Specials: Don’t worry about it. There will be ample Twinkle Juice outside.