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You are cordially invited to join in drunken debauchery celebrating the upcumming nuptials of Free Little Willy and Pee It Forward as they cover Arlington in sweaty, sticky, love. We know you haven’t cleaned your white dress since the last trail, so give it a spray of Febreze, a quick fluff, and cum give the Bride & Groom a proper send-off to the world of legally-binding roommate-ship.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 6th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy, and Mystery Hare(?)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Pavement pounder. Dog Friendly, ADA compliant, Strollers welcome . It should be a nice, hot night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun, and wear your dirty white dress.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.3 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Ballston-MU:
Largo Town Center (SV) 11:10 PM
Wiehle-Reston East (SV) 11:38 PM
New Carrollton (OR) 11:03 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (OR) 11:53 PM

On After:
First Down Sports Bar
4213 Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203

Specials: You’re special