EWH3 #1088: The Choose Your Own Adventure: Ball Buster and White Dress at Red Dress Trail! – Thursday, October 4th – Tenleytown (Red Line) 6:45 PM; and Courthouse (Orange/Silver) 5:30 PM

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As is tradition on this high holy weekend of hashing, Edub will be providing two trails for your to choose your own adventure! If you want your extra miles, join All Flash and her hares out at Courthouse, and wind your way back up to Tenleytown, where the pack will reunite for circle!


Meet up at Tenleytown metro for White Dress at Red Dress! Two of your Red Dress planners are getting married in a week! Come out and play to celebrate ICHY and Penis Fly Trap’s impending nuptials with Colliteral Damage and friends!

Regular Trail:

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 4th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Colliteral Damage, CockWhisperer, Wookin Pa Nub, Hell’s Anal, Tomb Raper, and Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Runners’ trail is dog friendly, possible PI, but not super likely. Not stroller friendly. Walkers’ trail is dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 1.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Ballbuster Trail

When: 5:30 PM Thursday October 4th, 2018. Pack away at 6:00 PM SHARP!

Where: Courthouse Metro Station (Orange Line), Clarendon Boulevard exit – follow marks to start! We’ll be in between Corner Bakery and CalTor!

Hares: All Flash No Drive, Blows a Tranny, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Special Head Kid, Mambo # Hives, Fire in the Hole

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z^2. Mix of road and trail. Shiggy level of 2 (mud is your biggest danger). BRING A HEADLAMP. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly — bags and beverages will be in a tiny vehicle, not a van. Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Trail will be 10+ miles. There will be 3 short beer checks.

Last trains out of Tenleytown:
It is RDR Weekend. You think you will be catching the Metro?

On After:
4515 Wisconsin Ave. NW

You’re special! TBD!