EWH3 #1095 The Anal Turkey Day Trail, Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver), SPECIAL START TIME OF 11AM!

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When: 11am November, 22nd 2018.

Where: Rosslyn Metro. Follow marks to start!

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Ariola Boriales, and maybe a mystery hare or 2.

Welcome the the 11th? or 12th? annual Thanksgiving day Turkey Trail! This is not you normal trail. As put by the fairest member of your haring team, ” You won’t burn off the calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” This is a trail to celebrate and drink before having to deal with those really annoying muggle types you call family. Runner’s trail might, and I repeat might, break one mile. But then again, it might not. Walker’s trail is even shorter. So if you are looking to get a run in before stuffing yourself like that large native bird you bought, may I suggest you either run to trail, or just run on your own before coming to trail. There is no pre-lube to trail or on-after. The hares arrive kind of early to do our own pre-lube and you are more than welcome to join us, but no drinks will be provided until trail starts. In other words, BYOB pre-lube. And as usual, Shamrock has graced us with her awesome Turkey cookie snacks. So come hang with your real family on Turkey Day!

Metro runs all day so you won’t miss it.

No On-after. Go home and pass out from food coma!

Specials: You’re all special!