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We hashy wankers seek a chest-
to drink and motorboat for we not rest-
mates fixed upon thy stiff pike,
with boozed brain and cider spiked
And flasks been marked be-like
shots here n there
to be gripped
by fingers ten
and there they lay
all good litty men (and women) (#feminism #woke)
like a break-o-day in boozing again
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Yo-ho-ho Yo-ho-ho a hashy life for we.
A jolly Thursday is shall be.
“We are here to drink your beer
and steal your rum at the point of a…(insert member here)
Your alcohol to us will fall!
cause we are here to drink your beer.”
When: 6:45pm Thursday December 13th 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: U Street Metro — Memorial/10th Street Exit (follow marks to start)
Hares: Shitty Porn Story and mystery hares.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Doggo friendly. Should be a nice night, pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug. Be smart, have fun, arrrg.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.5 miles long (about 1.5 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of U Street Metro (Green Line):
1334 U Street NW
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