EWH3 Hash Trash #1102: Wanna know why my Rodger is so Jolly! (We be Pirates) trail 12/13 U St.

When: 12/13
Where:  U st, yellow/green
Hares:  Shitty Porn Story
Virgins:  Just Audrey, Just Brian, Just Victor, Just Kevin
Visitors:  long time no see em: pooples mountain majesty
On-After:  don’t know where it was supposed to be since the hares left, so we all went to Satellite Room where the pizza flowed and shots were a plenty

It was a night of dirty booty jokes, searching the depths to bury our treasures and ultimately the shortest second half of a trail in history. Luckily the construction site approved our permits to party and let us be most of the night.


Clitoral damage for not inviting me to the dirty jerking in may

Jiggly tits, for their Golden Dubloon booty shorts that kept the pirates squarely focused on dat booty

Basement boy toy, #SquadHoles and Just Brian who got booty grabbed by the random lady on the walker trail

Hares because there was no No glitter herpes on runner trail so it must be Lying dormant

Hares for bringing Failed shot check on walker trail

Hares blue the trail By using blue powder on the pirate trail, because we can’t see blue on the Sea

Seriously tho, the hares, if anyone would like to hare a trail please sign up!

Eiffel plow her for having his virgin Just Audrey pay his hash cash

Atari 6900 for boasting about his license to carry wood

Clitoral damage for yelling dirty dicks and herpes in front of Howard hospital, as if they didn’t have enough of those already.

Our RA Poon-apple Juice Because What does a Dyslexic hashing Pirate Say?

A: RRRRRRA! It was a bad joke then, and it’s a bad joke now, get over it!

And finally we should all be violated because to cap off the night we ruined some freshly poured concrete but none of us had the frame of mind to draw a dick in it…

On – arrrgghhh – on,



After we kicked #SquadHoles out, your lovely scribe turned RA was joined by Colliteral Damage for a very solemn occasion…

The Naming of Just David

Just David is the prolific author of a Burn Book, filled with Yelp reviews of men he’s banged. On a scale of 1-5, there are no fives. The closest entry is a 4 – his 8th grade science teacher, who had him so hot and bothered that he had sex in the PE locker room. That man got a 2. His Daddy Gay File isn’t what you think and the meanest thing he’s ever done is something you wouldn’t understand. Just David likes college porn and hot dogs up the ass. It’s his love for strange dick and Regina George that led L’Chymen to name him..

On – Is beer a carb? – On