When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?)

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly

How Far: Runners’ trail will be 3.14 miles – second half about twice as long as the first. Walkers’ trail is less than half of runners’. Yes, this is a math problem. 

Last trains out of Farragut North:

Glenmont  11:31 PM

Shady Grove 11:39 PM

Last trains out of Farragut West:

Franconia-Springfield 11:32 PM

Largo Town Center 11:23 PM

New Carrollton 11:16 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:40 PM

Wiehle-Reston East 11:25 PM

On After: Recession’s 

Specials: Karaoke. Duh.