EWH3 #1116: The Super PC Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 28 – U Street
That’s right wanks, PC might as well stand for pussy cat because meowwwwl! Ya’ll like to wax poetic about your favorite social issue in this town. (Isn’t that why most of us relocated here? Any how. If you have thin skin, this trail is not fur you. You’ll be sure to find little easter eggs of tribute to everyone’s favorite social cause…. whether your waging war on mutant flour based foods, you forsake our beverage of choice or you’re all about saving them poor women folk from their dainty selves…. ba-gock. Trot your cock on out. (Public Service Announcement: Absolutely NO CHICKENS were harmed in the making of this trail.)
When: 6:45. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: U Street Metro Stop. African Memorial Side – follow marks to start!
Hares: Dial F, Roll Over Bitch, Scooter Cunte, Wank Like an Egyptian and possibly a mystery hare…
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No PI or water crossings to worry about yet, (We miss you Penis Fly Trap!) Should be dog and stroller friendly for the most part but that baby better not be vaccinated. It should be a nice night. Pack a hoodie for On After and don’t forget a headlamp & mug! We’re hashers, not trashers.
Last trains out of Columbia Heights Metro:
Green Line to Branch Ave: 11:21 PM
Green Line to Greenbelt: 11:55 PM
Yellow Line to Huntington: 11:12 PM
On After: Meridian Pint