This Sunday is Palm Sunday and you know what that means, it’s time to slap some palms! Join us in Eastern Market as we high five our way through the streets of SE.

When: 6:45PM, April 11th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Mr. Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare.

Trail Length: About 4 miles for runners, roughly 2 for walkers.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. We will never be off pavement. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eastern Market:

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM 12:47 AM 10:47 PM

Silver Line Blue Line  Largo Town Center 11:38 PM 1:08 AM 11:08 PM

Orange Line New Carrollton 11:48 PM 1:18 AM 11:18 PM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:23 PM 12:53 AM 10:53 PM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:10 PM 12:40 AM 10:40 PM M

 

On After: The Brig

Specials: $25 Beer Buckets, you get 5 Coors Lights, or blue moons, mix and match.