If there’s anything people know about Deathly Swallows, it’s that she’s kind of obsessed with polka dots (and red lipstick). What better way to celebrate the analversary of her birth than by wearing polka dots to her birthday trail? Get in your Betty Boop best, slap on some red lipstick, and enjoy a familiar (but not too familiar) trek around Foggy Bottom!
Hares: Deathly Swallows (Walker hare), Fist Pump, Colliteral Damage, Cum Locker, Head Injury (Sweeper), Cheech & Dong, General Tso’s Dicken, and You Sucked My Battledick
When: Thursday, April 18th, 6:45 PM. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom – follow marks to start!
Theme: POLKA DOTS! ALLLLLLL POLKA DOTS! Red lipstick also highly encouraged.
Trail Length: Runners trail is roughly 4.75 miles, walkers trail is roughly 2 miles(ish)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun!
Last trains out of Foggy Bottom Station:
- Franconia-Springfield: 11:34 PM
- Largo Town Center: 11:21 PM
- New Carrollton: 11:14 PM
- Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:42 PM
- Wiehle-Reston East: 11:27 PM
On After: Recessions
Specials: this is one of the gifs you can find if you look for “specials”