Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix and Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are are getting weird? Well now we’ll all know! Rock your availability colors!

Green – SIIIINNNGGGGLLEEE!!
Yellow – I could be down, I might be casually dating, come chat about it
Red – I’m taken, we can be friends tho!

Be fun, show us your colors. We all know the best relationships are between hashers! So spring into our love tunnels of Crystal City!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 25, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City– Mall Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: #SquadHoles, L’Hymen, Heaven’s Gape and Poon Apple Juice… AKA #L’GapeHoleJuice

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is a urban pavement pounder with many tunnels of love. Stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Trail Lengths
Runners: 2 miles first half, 2.5 miles second half
Walkers: 0.9 first half, 1.25 miles second half

Last trains out of Crystal City:
Red, Yellow, Green to Fort Totten: 11:08 PM
Blue to Franconia / Springfield: 11:55 PM
Yellow to Huntington: 11:31 PM
Silver, Blue to Largo Town Center: 11:17 PM

On After: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant, 555 23rd St S, Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: Drunk Hare Karaoke, maybe some food specials