“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a thirsty hasher in possession of a good vessel, must be in want of a beverage.” – Jane Austen
Pride month in DC. Not since Regency Britain has there been such an idyllic time. So don your most festive attire and join the pack as it pridefully pounds its way through NW. You may want to dust off that Pride attire if you have not already done so. Or a cheeky cravat a la Beau Brummel? Up to you!
When: 6:45 PM, June 6th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom (Orange / Blue / Silver lines) – follow marks to start (Washington Circle)!
Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; Agent Orgy; No Strings Attached; Polly Wanna Crackwhore; Mr. Holland’s Anus; and a Mystery Hare.
Runners:a little more than four milesWalkers: a little less than two miles
Misc. Crap: Trail is A to A. Stroller, dog, everything friendly. Bring a lamp, and a mug, and your Pride. Safety third!
Last Trains out of Foggy Bottom:
Blue to Franconia / Springfield: 11:34 PM
Blue to Largo Town Center: 11:28 PM
Orange to Vienna: 11:42 PM
Orange to New Carrollton: 11:17 PM
Silver to Largo Town Center: 11:15 PM
Silver to Wiehle / Reston East 11:27 PM
On After: Recessions
Specials: You are my pride and joy