It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

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For the second year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 13th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, Bitches Give Stitches, Son What The Fuck?!, Heaven’s Gape, Schrodinger’s Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Waterfront (Green Line): Branch Ave 11:46 PM Greenbelt 11:24 PM

On After: Station 4 1101 4th St SW

Specials: Extended happy hour! $5 house wine, house liquor, select drafts and bottles. Food specials here.