When: Thursday, July 11, 2019
Where: Woodley Park / Zoo Metro (Red Line)
Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice
Virgins: Just Mike and Just Brian
Visitor: Cherry Why from Lagos; Muffle Puff from Aloha
On-After: Town Tavern
- First of all, a shame bell to me for forgetting to violate Poon-apple Juice for going to a lakehouse populated by ~*multiple*~ Chads and being surprised that she came home with pink eye.
- Also a double violation on for me ruining my search history looking for zodiac puns and Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer jokes to steal for circle.
- Just Mike is violated for 1) not remembering who made him cum and 2) when I finally figured it out it turned out to be that weird guy I remember best as the “alcoholic doctor.” He confirmed this sobriquet as accurate.
- Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me and The Cumburglar are also violated for taking over a year to make Just Brian cum. I just learned waaayyyyy more about their sex lives than I ever needed to know.
- Special Red is violated for mistaking the ceiling candle stick decorations for tampons. As a person named after a menstrual blood incident in which I really needed a tampon it’s honestly very offensive to tell me there are tampons available when that’s not the case.
- And finally, a violation to the pack for giving me so few usable violations that I could wring funnier material out of my wet sock.
On – diaper foot week 3 – on,