When: Thursday, July 11, 2019

Where:  Woodley Park / Zoo Metro (Red Line)

Hares:  Son, What the Fuck?!, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice

Virgins:  Just Mike and Just Brian

Visitor:  Cherry Why from Lagos; Muffle Puff from Aloha

On-After:  Town Tavern

Violations

  • First of all, a shame bell to me for forgetting to violate Poon-apple Juice for going to a lakehouse populated by ~*multiple*~ Chads and being surprised that she came home with pink eye.
  • Also a double violation on for me ruining my search history looking for zodiac puns and Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer jokes to steal for circle.
  • Just Mike is violated for 1) not remembering who made him cum and 2) when I finally figured it out it turned out to be that weird guy I remember best as the “alcoholic doctor.” He confirmed this sobriquet as accurate.
  • Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me and The Cumburglar are also violated for taking over a year to make Just Brian cum.  I just learned waaayyyyy more about their sex lives than I ever needed to know.
  • Special Red is violated for mistaking the ceiling candle stick decorations for tampons.  As a person named after a menstrual blood incident in which I really needed a tampon it’s honestly very offensive to tell me there are tampons available when that’s not the case.
  • And finally, a violation to the pack for giving me so few usable violations that I could wring funnier material out of my wet sock.

On – diaper foot week 3 – on,

Rain Gretzky