EWH3 #1137: The Frat Bros and Sorority Ho[l]es Trail! – July 25th – College Park (Green/Yellow)

“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” -John Belushi (Bluto)
Fall semester is fast approaching, and that means Greek life is on-on!  So don your backwards hats, crop tops, and salmon shorts, and prepare to rush Εω. “Frats don’t like boring sororities!” So let’s get weird!

When: Thursday, July 25, 6:45 PM circle up, Pack away 7:15 PM!

Where: College Park Metro (West Exit…through underpass) – follow marks to start!

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Colostomy Shag, Heaven’s Gape, Just Karen, Just Debbie, PSA.

How Far: 
Runners: 3.5 miles 1^st half, 1 mile 2^nd half
Walkers: 2 miles 1^st half, 0.4 miles 2^nd half

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A.  Lots of shiggy on runners: 4 out of 5 shiggy level (just like the sorority girls, you’re all going to get wet!). Walkers trail is dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp, bug spray, & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of College Park:
Green to Branch Ave: 11pm
Green to Greenbelt: 12:11am
Yellow to Greenbelt: 11:40pm
Yellow to Huntington: 11:02pm

On After:Terrapin’s Turf (tables reserved for EWH3)

Specials: .50cent wings, $10 fishbowl of the week, $5 long islands