Friday, August 2 is International Beer Day! Celebrate the eve of this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather ’round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail.

Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hash
The creatures were r*nning, and we even had cash;Shiggy socks were donned on legs dark and pale, All for the sake of drinking cheap ale;Brew crew was nestled all snug in Scrotal,While visions of Naturdays danced in their noodle.

When: Thursday, August 1, 6:45 PM circle up, pack away 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro – follow marks to start

Who: Beer Me Closer Tiny Dancer; Barley 6900; Son, Where’s My Beer; Goldman Ballstouts; Rosetta Brew; They Brew Up So Fast

Length:Runners: 1st half – 2.6m  2nd half – 1.3mWalkers: 1st half   – 1.8m 2nd half – .8m

Misc. Crap: Trail is A to B. There’s some shiggy, y’all. Bring a HEADlamp, BUG SPRAY, & mug. Walkers dog friendly. Not stroller friendly. 

Last trains out of Van Ness:
Red to Shady Grove: 11:48pmRed to Glenmont: 11:22pm

On AfterGUAPOS

Specials:  You’re all special.