Wow, ten years of Jorts Association of Arlington Trails. That’s almost as long as your jorts should be short. Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 5th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow), exit to left, then THROUGH THE MALL to the parking lot and up the stairs. Follow marks to Joyce Street.
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! sKooter Kunte! Tragic Carpet Ride! EXCLAMATION MARKS!
Runner’s 1st: 2.8 miles
Runner’s 2nd: 1.5 miles
Walker’s 1st 1.3 miles
Walkers 2nd: 1ish miles(ish)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C. Skies out thighs out. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
Blue line to Franconia / Springfield: 11:55 PM
Blue line to Largo Town Center: 11:17 PM
Yellow Line to Greenbelt: 11:05 PM
Yellow Line to Huntington: 11:37 PM
On After: Freddies!
Specials: KARAOKE, please tip the VJ!!!