EWH3 #1147, The Florida Man Trail! – October 3, 2019 – West Hyattsville (Green Line)

From Kennedy Space Center to Walt Disney World, Daytona 500 to the Ten Thousand Islands, Okeefenokee to Okeechobee, and Panama City Beach to South Beach, what caped crusader, high on bath salts, strikes without warning, his trusty sidekick alligator by his side? Florida Man, Florida Man, FLORIDA MAN! Let’s celebrate the colorful native of Florida (America’s wang) with a rousing romp just across the border into a state with nearly-as-bad drivers. Anyone else going to Florida for the InterAm cruise next week?

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Special Red, Split Her Bare, Quid Pro Blow, and Papal Smear

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be light shiggy. Eagles will get wet. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (it’s dark again people!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be less than five miles long. Walkers’ trail will be less than two and a half miles long. Florida Man doesn’t measure halves! But if you must know, the trail is more or less even halves, between 2-2.5 miles each.

Last trains out of West Hyattsville:
– Branch Avenue: 11:06pm
– Huntington: 11:08pm
– Greenbelt: 12:05am

On After:Lee’s Bar (feat. karaoke until 11pm!)

Specials: Karaoke!