244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?
Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 7th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Rosslyn Station – follow marks to start at the Iwo Jima Memorial
Hares: Downward-Facing Doggy Style, Shart Sharts, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, La Gingeracha, General’s Farm Animal, and mystery hares!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy/PI potential for runners. Walkers’ trail is dog and stroller friendly, runners’ is not.
It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 9 clicks (5.5 mi) long (about 3.5 mi for the first half and 2 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail will be approximately 5 clicks (3.1 mi) long.
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:25 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:12 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:14 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:45 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:30 PM
Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:
Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:34 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:28 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:15 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:17 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:42 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:27 PM
On After: Church Hall