This is somewhere about the 15th or 16th year your hares are hosting this trail! Don’t look to get your marathon training done for the week on this trail. As the fairest member of your hares so eloquently put it years ago, “You won’t burn off the calories found in one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” This trail is short and sweet. Walkers trail is even shorter than runners.
We will be providing our famous shots of Wild Turkey! Along with one or 2 other surprises. Shamrock usually also provides us with a special treat. This is normally one of the drunkest trails of the year that doesn’t have Twinkle juice! So come hang out with us and drink your fill during the day and then go stuff yourself with food later.
When: SPECIAL START TIME of 11AM
Pre-Lube: Begins at 10AM at the parking deck. Bring your own drinks! No alcohol will be provided from the hash until after trail has started.
Start: Parking deck above the Continental in Rosslyn, VA
Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Aeriola Borialis, and maybe a mystery hare or 2.
No On After: Go home and bother your real family
Metro: Metro is running on holiday schedule so plan on waiting 20 minutes between trains.