Twenty years ago, a group of hashers gathered outside Union Station, in hopes of getting drunk on a Wednesday (in case anyone ever thought it odd we’re named Every Day is Wednesday and run on Thursdays – we started out on Wednesdays). What they did, instead, was create magic. Join some of those pivotal humans as they share tales of yore and do what they do best – get you drunk! So don your favorite 90’s clothes (assuming they didn’t disintegrate into oblivion like the rest of that decade), and come out with some of EWH3’s original bunch for a special anal-versary trail!
When: Thursday, December 5, 2019; 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Union Station – follow marks to start!
Hares: Special Head Kid, Poon-apple Juice, Seizure’s Phallus, Mourning Wood
Hares of Honor: Pimp of Sarajevo, Holy Tit!, JAG Queen, Harem Scarem, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, $50 Bitch
Runners: 3.25 miles
Walkers: 1.5 miles
Miscellaneous crap: Trail is A to bar with no beer check – only shots! (but trust me, it’s going to be more than enough shots.) Be sure to get a wristband from Hash Cash when you sign in!
It’s obviously going to be cold and dark so bundle up and bring a lamp and ID. Don’t forget to use your brain and have fun.
Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):
Glenmont 11:42 PM
Shady Grove 11:28 PM
On After: Kelly’s Irish Times
Specials: Circle beer will be available until it’s not. After that, $4 Miller Lites and Ciders