Are you GENERALly excited for a good time?! Do you TSO love warm, cozy clothes + end circles? Well bundle up your DICKENs for this week’s trail. EWH3’s OnSec, General Tso’s Dicken is turning 30 this Thursday! She tells me she would love nothing more than to see everyone gallivanting about in their onesies. 

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: DuPont Circle Metro. Follow marks to start.

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, Ready Player None, Schrödinger’s Cock, Son What the Fuck?!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Pavement pounder. It’s going to be frigid so dress appropriately. Bring a h*adlamp cranium lamp! 

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.4 miles long (about 2 miles first half and 1.4 miles second half ). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance. 

Last trains out of Woodley Park/AdMo/Zoo:
Glenmont: 11:26pm
Shady Grove: 11:44pm

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th Street NW

Specials: You’re all special! Kitchen open late! Tip your bartenders!