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EWH3 Hash Trash #1160: The Merry Hashmas Trail!
When: Thursday, December 26, 2019
Where: Greenbelt Metro (Green Line)
Hares: Special Head Kid, What’s A Boner?, and Please Step Away From The Whores
Virgins: Just Sarah & Just Masha
Visitors: Honorable Vaginal Discharge (Boston); Private Snowball (Florida Happy Hour H3); Jolly Green Jizzer (NYC H3)
On-After: PSA’s hot tub
It was a romp through the burbs with all your favorites: train tracks, strip malls, gratuitous tunnels, curious neighbors, and accidentally approaching a WMATA van bc all white vans look alike… and all the messed up shit y’all did:
- Honorable Vaginal Discharge admitted to putting herself into the Witness Protection Program in Okinawa to avoid being bibbed. Let’s hope Trash doesn’t know how to read!
- A violation for our runners’ hares, Special Head Kid and What’s A Boner for laying a trail so short and boring they both ran it twice to get enough of a post-Christmas workout.
- Gunna Probably Spew was showing off to Jolly Green Jizzer: the secret to his speed isn’t hard work and practice, it’s his racing stripes. You know, that line of hair that goes all the way from his chin to his dick!
- Atari 6900 was violated for being the worst Songmeister ever. Upon finding a song check, he sang only the first four words of a song and still managed to fuck it up.
- And finally, a massive violation to the absolute clown car of a walkers’ trail, since literally every person piled into PSA’s car and didn’t even pretend to go on trail.
No naming, but we had two lady virgins and no immaculate conception so I’ll call that a Christmas miracle.
On – I came back from Jersey for this?! – on,