Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag…

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An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists…

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Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY!

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Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe!

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WITNESS ME!

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Georgia Ave./Petworth Station – East/Northbound exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Throbbin Hood, Son What the Fuck, Deetz Nutz, Stain Gretzy, Atari 6900, and a mystery hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, and there’s no tunnels on the Fury Road! No PI unless you wander into The Green Place. It will be a LOVELY DAY! Pack smartly, bring a headlamp & mug, and Immortan Joe will carry you to Valhalla himself! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Georgia Ave.-Petworth:
Northbound Yellow: 11:27 PM
Northbound Green: 11:58 PM
Southbound Yellow: 11:15 PM
Southbound Green: 11:13 PM

On After: The Midlands Beer Garde
3333 Georgia Ave., Washington DC 20010

Specials: Throbbin thinks your mom is special.