Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez, 

 find out your crush has gills, 


and drink mysterious yellow liquid.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  Shaw/Howard University- Howard exit

Hares: Twater Boarding, Tacos On A Bridge, They Blow Up So Fast, Seizures Phallus, Jiggly Tits, Tick Tock it’s Dick O’Clock, and Close Encounters of the Turd Kind


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, dog friendly/no shiggy. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.4 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately 2.2 miles (.9 / 1.3).

Last trains out of Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro:
Glenmont          11:42 PMShady Grove     11:28 PM


On After:Town Tavern


Specials:You got hella wet on trail. That’s pretty special.