Are you a Boardwalk boss? A Marvin Garden maverick? Do you have what it takes to earn the monocle and own it all?

Will you go directly to jail or take a trip to Reading Road?

85 years ago the Parker Brothers changed family fun night forever by releasing Monopoly. Cum out Thursday to celebrate all the fun nights and bitter fights this game has brought to our lives.

Bring your thimbles, money bags, and Scotties. If you’re lucky, you might land on a community chest!

(Hopefully there will be no water works on trail)

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 6, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  DuPont Circle – follow marks to start at the statue!

Hares: Mr. Holland’s Anus, Just Kirsten, Son What the Fuck?!,  They Blow Up So Fast, Rail Mary, and the Cocktease Falcon

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, Scottie and wheelbarrow friendly. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 3.3 miles (1.7 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately half that.

Last trains out of McPherson Square:
BLUE: Large 11:32pm / Franconia Springfield 11:30

SILVER: Largo 11:19pm / Wiehle Reston 11:23pm

ORANGE: New Carrollton 11:18pm / Vienna Fairfax 11:40pm