Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix & Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are complicated? Well now we’ll know! Rock your availability color(s) in this special Valentine’s Day take on a stoplight trail!

Green – SIIIINNNNGGGGLLEEE!!

Yellow – I could be down, I may be casually dating, let’s chat about it

Red – I’m taken or not interested, but let’s be friends!

Wear the appropriate colors and potentially find your first Valentine of the decade! We all know the best relationships are obvs between hashers, so lurk into the love tunnels of Crystal City with your fav kennel!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 13, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  Pentagon City (Mall exit) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Tik Tok It’s Dick o’Clock, #SquadHoles, Close Encounters of the Turk Kind, and friends!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and an urban pavement pounder with many tunnels of love. Just Bodhi-friendly. Should be a chilly night given the fact that it’s winter. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.0 first half / 2.0 second half) and walkers is approximately 2.1 miles (0.9 first half / 1.2 second half).

Last trains out of Crystal City:
BLUE: Largo 11:17pm / Franconia Springfield 11:55pm

YELLOW: Greenbelt 11:05pm / Huntington 11:37pm

On After:

Freddie’s. You know damn well.

Specials: Drunk hare karaoke. See you there, love birds!