Even been psychoanalyzed while on trail? Suffer from parapraxis during on-afters? Or just really interested in the human’s largest sex organ – the Human Brain? Then join Atari, LCMHC, and friends for a psychological journey through Freud’s theory of Hashers’ psychosexual development!

Oral Stage: 1st trail to 17th, the main focus is pleasure-seeking through the Hasher’s mouth. During this stage, the need for tasting and sucking becomes prominent in producing pleasure. 

Anal Stage: 18th trail to 69th, EWH3 Hashers seek pleasure by being overly anal-retentive and obsessively following DC politics and happy hour prices. 

Latency Stage: 70th trail through 100th, Hashers have no pleasure-seeking region of the body; instead, all sexual feelings are repressed because they got ghosted for the 4th time. 

Genital Stage: 100th trail till death, is the final stage of psychosexual development. Hashers who have overcome being ghosted with beer are now able to fully mature into well-balanced half minds.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday Feb 20th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Deadwood Metro, Kiss & Ride Lot 

Hares: Atari 6900, Moaning Wood, Just Kirsten, Just Gautham, and perhaps a mystery hare!

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.5mi / 2nd half 2.5 mi – Walker’s total trail: 1st half 0.8mi / 2nd half 1.38mi

Theme: Suggested themes include your favorite innuendoWinnie the Pooh, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Alice in Wonderland, and something to really make you think

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners will get their feet wet. Pack smartly and bring a lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of [On-In Metro]: New Carrollton 11:57 PM / Vienna/Fairfax-GMU   11:15 PM

On-After: DC Eagle

Specials: L.U.R.E. Specials