When: Thursday, April 30th, 2020
Where: Wherever you happen to be
According to petfinder, pet adoption inquiries jumped 116% in the first few weeks of quarantine. As we all sit in our homes, wondering why no one is judging us harshly or attempting to lick us in places that no tongue should go, let’s take a moment to marvel at all the cuties who are somehow even lonelier than we are:
(Note: All of these pets are currently available for adoption as of posting of this trash. If you find your new best friend, email us and let us know!)
Much like the giraffe that Greatest Ho on Earth adopted as a child, Dolce is old and ready to settle down into retirement.
Much like Geriatric Mandering, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Skooter Kunte, Stain Gretzky, and Poon Tang Clan, Mula probably loves to chase hairy pussies.
Ready Player None likes to spend time lounging in bed with women like Yang. Lucky for General Tso’s Dicken, she doesn’t get offended when things start to smell.. fishy.
And with that, those of us who were lucky enough hugged our fluff butts just a little tighter (often against their will..)
On – Adopt, Don’t Shop – On
Poon-apple Juice (h/t CEotTK)