When: Thursday, June 4, 2020
Where: Wherever you happen to be
Hares: You!

Ah, pool parties. The epitome of summer fun.

Warm sun, cool water, lifeguards who are older than you but you’ll totally trick into making out..

Unsurprisingly, you all did some even dumber things, though..

Violations:

Close Encounters of the Turk Kind reminded us exactly why the ocean is so salty..

You scoundrel is that brandy?" / "Oh, no sir. Just water." : ArcherFX

The Cumburglar severely misunderstood protest protocol, but at least he got some tequila out of it.

Deetz Nutz had to take a 20 minute break after eating too many tacos.

Twaterboarding overdressed for the occasion, wearing three necklaces in a futile effort at modesty.

General Tso’s Dicken reminded us all that the sun never sets on a badass.

Honey Bunches of Cunt brought a handlebar mustache to a pool party, identifying himself as the Capital Bikeshare of the hash.

We were all remiss when the RA called for adult swim, as we realized there was not a true adult within a 6.9 mile radius. Alas, we were forced to retire our water wings and drown our sorrows.

On – No, not that kind of dive – On
Poon-apple Juice (h/t CEotTK)