WHEN: Thursday, July 2nd, 2020

WHERE: NoMa/Gallaudet

HARES: Schrödinger’s Cock and Son, What the Fuck?!

VISITORS: Fuck of the Irish and Cooter Screwers

That’s right tricks, we’re back from quarantine with our second in-person trail! Wearing masks, staying socially distant, and still hashing like we r*n this city!

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We took lots of extra precautions because #YOLO, wrapped our dicks in boxes so we wouldn’t jizz our pants while three-way fucking each other’s mothers on a boat like the U.S. government fucked bin Laden, but stayed humble while we hit the ground r*nning!

However, given it was only our second week back, all of us were pretty rusty at our jobs. A lot of people did dumb shit because we all forgot how to do this whole hashing thing right.

VIOLATIONS:

  • Schrödinger’s Cock was violated for having the inferior Dick in a Box
  • Schrödinger’s Cock was further violated for being seen on his knees blowing Poon-apple Juice
  • Poon-apple Juice was violated getting head from the blow up doll at end circle

  • Son, What the Fuck!? was violated for laying this trail past so many kids. Do we LOOK like we’re allowed within 300 yards of an elementary school?!
  • Speaking of children, Just Kirsten was violated for asking Twaterboard to be her adult to help her cross the road.
  • Close Encounters of the Turd Kind was violated for dressing up like it was the 4th of July and coming too early… he has that problem often.
  • GPS was violated for coming within 6 feet of other hashers. I guess when you’re used to lying about certain measurements, you have trouble with them in other places…
  • EVERYONE in EWH3 was violated for not knowing any songs and making the visitors take the song check for us. MAN we suck and are out of practice!

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