It’s hot, it’s humid, it’s summer in DC. Whether you prefer BREASTstroke, Doggie (style) Paddle, or just hanging by the edge, prepare to get Wet and Wild.

For the third year in a row we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and maybe some teenie-weenies. Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, speedos, mankinis and tankinis. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm

Where: Under 695 at the $10 parking . Circle up closer to South Cap.

D’Erections: You’ll find it. Nearest Capital Bikeshare Station is at Eye & First Streets SE. 

Hares: 21 Gum Salute & Poon-Apple Juice

Trail Length: 

Runners 3.75miles / Walkers 2miles

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, with beer! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring BUG SPRAY, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!