EWH3 #1194 – The Third Anal Itsy- Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail!! (Phase Three) – Capitol South/Navy Yard (Blue/Orange/Silver or Green)
It’s hot, it’s humid, it’s summer in DC. Whether you prefer BREASTstroke, Doggie (style) Paddle, or just hanging by the edge, prepare to get Wet and Wild.
For the third year in a row we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and maybe some teenie-weenies. Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, speedos, mankinis and tankinis.
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Under 695 at the $10 parking . Circle up closer to South Cap.
D’Erections: You’ll find it. Nearest Capital Bikeshare Station is at Eye & First Streets SE.
Hares: 21 Gum Salute & Poon-Apple Juice
Runners 3.75miles / Walkers 2miles
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, with beer! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring BUG SPRAY, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!