EWH3 Hash Trash #1195: The Capitol Cajones Trail

When: Thursday August 20, 2020
Visitors: Autoblow, Molotov Cock, Just Alice On On, Ressurectum
Long Time No See’um: Chokes One Out

Color this scribe confused…

Violations:

Ressurectim channeled his inner Tarzan.

Trampsubstantiation channeled her inner Mudbutt.

Chokes One Out channeled her inner butcher, exclaiming “I take a lot of meat.”

Throbbin Hood tried to get unsuspecting wankers to drink from his Elder Wand.

Rail Mary  got wet on trail, but didn’t know what to do about it. Maybe SchroCo could help you out? He knows how to handle a good nut.

21 Gum Salute attempted to direct her own porn, sending naked photos of her boo to her … mom?

Moltov Cock and Autoblow emerged from their sex-cocoon to grace us with their presence.

And with that, we all retreated back to our own cocoons, with nothing solemn and nothing after.

On – ooohhhh it’s slang – On
Poon-apple Juice (h/t Close Encounters of the Turd Kind)