When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 15th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Raymond Educational Campus

D’erections: From Petworth Metro, exit to the left (West side of Georgia), up the escalators and to the right. Take the first right and go downhill until you see hash-sign.

Capital Bike Share: Georgia Ave & Rock Creek Church NW

Hares: Kooter Kunte & Roll Over, Bitch!


Trail 10/15

VIRGINS: Shelly, Sammy, Phil, Lisa, Arly (dog)
VISITOR: Hazukashii

Roll Over Bitch. Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Roll Over Bitch and his piss-poor trail marking skills. That’s right, Roll Over Bitch is not sweet! Hes a scum-sucking road whore and he ruined my life!

QPB on trail, someone said “oh you’re really short down there” and he replied “that’s what she said” Quid, the NBA finals are over, you can  stop dunking on yourself. Stop trying to one-up Ben Shapiro!

Cum Dumpling for yelling at some muggles to get out of the middle of the street, while also in the middle of the street, while not wearing a mask. Standing there in the street, you smell like a baby prostitute!
Kooter for asking Just Arly “if you’re a golden retriever, why are you black?” Oh my God Kooter you cant just ask why someone is black!

Speaking of RACISM, Infidellatoio, what is that jacket!

Just Arly for knocking over Lickthyologists beer, just so he could get some. Made out with a dog OH MY GOD THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Pile On: Just Arly grabbing someone’s vessel and trying to run away with it. He was trying to make fetch happen. Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen!

Schroco for sitting on the roach bench. Look, I know you’re a computer engineer, but those arent features, those are just bugs.

Pile on: Schroco was bragging about his run count and how he was passing a lot of the other EWH3 hashers. Schroco, I dont care how hard you try, you will NEVER. Be the cool mom!

Double Pile On: Dchroco was overheard saying trail was so good that he hadn’t felt in his ass like that in a long time. Schroco, I know you’re a bottom,

Just Stephanie was overheard in a conversation about how hard


Just Phil for avoiding running into a pole and gripping it firmly. That’s not the only pole hes grabbing, hes such a fugly slut!

Cummend They Blow Up So Fast, Just Lisa, and Gaybelline for their costumes. Cummendation to Gaybelines mom, these costume were made from his mother’s chest hair.

BMCTD, welcome back! I missed you so much! I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.

Finally, I would like to commend my balls. Not once did they pop out in these shorts. GtD, your lips can learn a thing or two from my balls.